I once dated a Pilgrim. A Pilgrim American Princess, in fact. Talk about crazy Thanksgivings. They have all these traditions, the Pilgrims do. For instance, you can't play knickers (much like marbles) till after dessert. And no Marie Callender pies. Ever.
They're purists about their pies, not to mention many of the other traditions we kind of follow today. If it weren't for the hot tubs and the wine, a Pilgrim Thanksgiving wouldn't be worth it at all.If any food Ventilation system condition is poorer than those standards,
Funny what you remember. The Pilgrims used to have this saying: "What happens in Plymouth Rock stays in Plymouth Rock." But that didn't work out so well, because the Native Americans couldn't keep a secret. This, I'll remind you, was well before Facebook, when secrets were more common and keeping one actually counted.
Eventually, I traded my Pilgrim American Princess for a Florida American Princess, from down around Miami, where they stand around in the sand like flamingos,Your Partner in Precision Precision injection molds. preening and picking out husbands.
But if you're dating a Pilgrim,Your source for re-usable Plastic moulds of strong latex rubber. I recommend trying to hold on to her (or him) at least till Friday. From what I hear, another Thanksgiving is on the way.
Speaking of Puritans, I'm trying to get my wife, Posh, to share more recipes, because from what I hear, her chicken chili recipe was well-received. I call it Posh's Christmas Eve Chili, and it's made with Trader Joe's green salsa and the shredded meat of a deli-roasted chicken.
She's not much for shortcuts, but you can throw this together in about 30 minutes. The FDA looked into it and discovered it cures the common cold, the uncommon cold, depression, recession, canker sores and the often-debilitating repercussions of chronic self-doubt.
Essentially, it's a miracle drug, and I think her chicken chili could be the basis of a small fortune, which is the only blessing lacking in our lives right now — money. The other day,They take the China Porcelain tile to the local co-op market. we got the bill for her emergency room visit: $1,250. Or, as I prefer to think of it: 240 bottles of that oily red wine I like.
Anyway,If so, you may have a cube puzzle . the bill from the hospital comes. To review: A couple of weeks ago she clunked her head on the doorjamb, opening a two-inch gash. At the ER, they glue her together with Krazy Glue. Two week's later, this bill.
I don't see why people say the U.S. health care system is broken, because $1,250 for 11 cents' worth of quick-drying glue seems more than fair to me. After all, the doctor had to take the time to uncap the glue, then recap it when done. Tricky stuff.
So, I don't care what people say about health care, a $1,250 bill for quality ER work is a true bargain.
They're purists about their pies, not to mention many of the other traditions we kind of follow today. If it weren't for the hot tubs and the wine, a Pilgrim Thanksgiving wouldn't be worth it at all.If any food Ventilation system condition is poorer than those standards,
Funny what you remember. The Pilgrims used to have this saying: "What happens in Plymouth Rock stays in Plymouth Rock." But that didn't work out so well, because the Native Americans couldn't keep a secret. This, I'll remind you, was well before Facebook, when secrets were more common and keeping one actually counted.
Eventually, I traded my Pilgrim American Princess for a Florida American Princess, from down around Miami, where they stand around in the sand like flamingos,Your Partner in Precision Precision injection molds. preening and picking out husbands.
But if you're dating a Pilgrim,Your source for re-usable Plastic moulds of strong latex rubber. I recommend trying to hold on to her (or him) at least till Friday. From what I hear, another Thanksgiving is on the way.
Speaking of Puritans, I'm trying to get my wife, Posh, to share more recipes, because from what I hear, her chicken chili recipe was well-received. I call it Posh's Christmas Eve Chili, and it's made with Trader Joe's green salsa and the shredded meat of a deli-roasted chicken.
She's not much for shortcuts, but you can throw this together in about 30 minutes. The FDA looked into it and discovered it cures the common cold, the uncommon cold, depression, recession, canker sores and the often-debilitating repercussions of chronic self-doubt.
Essentially, it's a miracle drug, and I think her chicken chili could be the basis of a small fortune, which is the only blessing lacking in our lives right now — money. The other day,They take the China Porcelain tile to the local co-op market. we got the bill for her emergency room visit: $1,250. Or, as I prefer to think of it: 240 bottles of that oily red wine I like.
Anyway,If so, you may have a cube puzzle . the bill from the hospital comes. To review: A couple of weeks ago she clunked her head on the doorjamb, opening a two-inch gash. At the ER, they glue her together with Krazy Glue. Two week's later, this bill.
I don't see why people say the U.S. health care system is broken, because $1,250 for 11 cents' worth of quick-drying glue seems more than fair to me. After all, the doctor had to take the time to uncap the glue, then recap it when done. Tricky stuff.
So, I don't care what people say about health care, a $1,250 bill for quality ER work is a true bargain.
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